This is distantly related to the "Shamonica" bad decisions sweatshirt post.
When I saw this older couple at the garden yesterday, I thought "Poor lady. She sat on something, and she just has to walk around like that until she gets home."
Then I got closer (because they're old and walk slowly) and realized she hadn't sat in anything. Her shirt was embroidered like that- on purpose. Bad decision. If you're old enough to john AARP, you're at least triple the age when you can carry off a design on your bottom. Just sayin'.